Jeff Bezos is a constipated whale
or why the media should regularly compare him to one
4 min readOct 2, 2020
Picture a blue whale, a creature perhaps over one hundred feet long and weighing one hundred and seventy tonnes, with a heart more than twice as heavy as me and possibly you. This is the largest animal that has ever lived on the history of the planet. It is the mass of about 2,500 average adult humans.