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Why I do NOT want to be my ‘Best possible self’

Do you ever get irritated by buzzwords and catchphrases?

Me too. Walk into any community that considers itself special and you will be assaulted by the fuckers.

Do you know those straps they have in Yoga studios? They are actually for strangling the next twat who spouts nonsense they don’t understand about karma or…